BAXdiary
(čti to hláskem jako má Daphne odsud)
13.6.2017
Dear diary.
My name is Bax. I am a pupperoo. My favorite things to do:
chew hoomans, until they bleed
eat various poops and kiss hoomans right after
and lick my downstairs most of my free time… and thats about 24/7
Yours, Baxter
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| piraňa jehlovitá |
20.7.2017
Dear diary.
Today I ate really amazing and tasty poop. We went to lake and it was full of goose poop. It just made my day. My owner was also very happy. She jumped and screamed, out of pure joy! I love poop. I also love my hooman. But eating poop is tiring. Good night.
Yours, Bax
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| Andrejka nejšťastnější |
21.6. 2017
Dear diary.
Tonight my tummy ache. I felt sick. I felt sick on the carpet, hoomans bed and on my blanket. I also hid it underneath the couch, where nobody knew of it. I dont know what is wrong. No reason! I don´t mind that much, but my hooman dosn´t want my kisses anymore. But I always clean it after myself as a second course. I will eat more poop today, to make my tummy happy and healthy again.
PS: I kiss my hoomans when they sleep anyway.
Yours, Baxmen
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| Král Jelimán |
22.6.2017
Dear diary.
I haven´t slept all night. Neither did my hooman. My tummy felt strange. I had to go outside every hour. Later in the morning every half hour, twenty minutes and even less. My hooman was angry at first. Later she started to call me „poor puppy“. I am fine, just my poop is like a rainbow. Hooman doesn´t understand. If she would let me out of leash, I would eat healing deer poop and feel better.
Yours, Baxiště
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| Tulidlo a topidlo do horských nocí |
24.6.2017
Dear diary.
Life is boring. I have not tasted any new poop for days! It is hard to be a puppy, hoomans are boring. Good news, my tummy feels better. Hoomans are repetitive and say. “Don´t eat poop, you will be sick again… Don´t even think about it…”
You know what diary? TEH POOP IS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT. I will eat it again! Moose, geese, cow, bear, Im not picky. I am good boy.
Yours, Baxinta
26.7.2018
Dear diary.
Hoomans are not so boring after all. They are fun when you bite them. The best fun is, when red water comes out of their hands and ankles. They always yell at each other “Look, what he has done!”.
My girly owner wears a skirt and I kove to grab it with my mighty teeth a pull it down. She likes it too, because its great way how to meet new friends. I am bareass too, so nothing strange for me. Iam a good puppy.
Yours, Baxička
28.6.2017
Dear diary.
Hoomans often say that „something is missing“. I have the same feeling. Something IS missing. Not sure what it is, but I will let you know once I found out.
Yours, Coshushnik Bax
30.6.2017
Dear diary!
Today is the worst day in my life. I have met couple dogs. We played a lot with one. He had a long hairy thing behind him. And he wagged it! And he spinned in circles and tried to catch it! WHERE IS MY TAIL TO CHASE?! WHERE IS MY FRIKIN TAIL?
Yours, Blax
1.7.2017
Dear diary.
LOL.
I actually learned it is not so bad without tail. I am winning in playfights, cause you cant catch me without them tails. But they are great to bite, espesially fluffsters.
Yours, Baxibax
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| Období vzhledu “stůl z Ikea” |
7.7.2017
Dear diary.
Today I have met very strange dog today. Hoomans told me it is a cat. It is for sure stoopid. The cat ignored me completely and didn´t want to play with me. But even teh cat have a tail! Its poopery has some satisfactory in it.
Yours, Coczourhek Bax
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| S Ignácem v Brně 2018 |
8.7.2017
Dear diary.
Everybody loves me. They call me "fluffball", "wigglebutt", "the fucking cutest thing ever", "cutie patootie" and so on. They don't know I am a wild beast and I will rule them all one day. And also I will eat their cellphone chargers.
Yours, Baxootie poopity krutiprcka
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| hodné, plyšové u kanabisu |
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